He’ll be there if he buys a ticket! — 16 Comments

  1. At the corner this guy held up a cardboard tablet saying he was homeless and needed money. I held up my Amazon Tablet that said I had just transfered $35 million of my Pakistani lottery winnings into his account.

  2. Justin Bieber’s monkey had to be quarantined in Germany last week because he lacked the necessary papers. This created a major problem for Bieber as the monkey is his voice coach.

  3. The driver of a Bentley owned by Jordan Hill of the Lakers crashed into a condo complex yesterday morning. Details are sketchy, but we do know the accident did not occur when Kobe Bryant attempted to pass.

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