BILL WILLIAMS says:
Lindsay Lohan is appearing on Charlie Sheen’s “Anger Management” this month, plus bad-boy Charlie is giving her $100,000 to pay her back taxes. Now a cynic may say the 100K is to get her in bed, but Charlie is a health nut if he’s nothing else … The money is to keep her OUT of his bed.
Pavlov’s dog drooled alot Not many people know this, but so did Tinkerbell.
If I were married to a Playboy model, I would be hoppy forever. Instead, my former chick is a hardboiled bitch, and I’m a basket-case with little handle on reality. Wow, that’s a lot of alliteration.
My Match Teacher wife insists we use the Algorithm Method.
Now the Tea Party is complaining Fox News doesn’t play fair. Talk about hoist on your own petard. Sizing your own neck for a noose. Sprayed your pot with paraquat.
Tiger and his squeeze Lindsey will represent the USA in golf and skiing at the 2016 Olmypics. They will be co-habitating at the enclosed Olympic Village with the Swedish Womens golf team and their 9 irons. What could possibly go wrong?