JERRY W says:
Over the years I’d heard many folks say that they thought that Harry Reems swung both ways, I suppose if they bury him face down so his friends can recognize him, that may prove it.
JERRY W says:
Over the years I’d heard many folks say that they thought that Harry Reems swung both ways, I suppose if they bury him face down so his friends can recognize him, that may prove it.
At the WBC played at AT&T in SF CA, the DR beat the PR. TC in BC says no one in Canada gives a RA.
No BF’N deal, eh?
Last night, my wife said she wanted to recapture the magic in our marriage. So, she called me Houdini, and punched me in the stomach.
The Mars Rover has revealed that life could have been supported there. See?, said the families of Ray Walston and Bill Bixby.
The controversy over horsemeat in hamburgers continues. I wonder, do “Quarter Pounders” contain meat from “Quarter Horses”?
An elevator in a New York railway station was closed due to damage caused by public urination. Can you believe those people responsible are now pissed off because it’s out of order?
My wife is no comedian, but she knows how to tickle my “funny-bone.”
Lindsay Lohan is appearing on Charlie Sheen’s “Anger Management” this month, plus bad-boy Charlie is giving her $100,000 to pay her back taxes. Now a cynic may say the 100K is to get her in bed, but Charlie is a health nut if he’s nothing else … The money is to keep her OUT of his bead.
Some men never get to travel. Myself, I visit Iceland, Siberia, and Antartica, every single night in my bedroom.
In a perfect World…every woman in this room would disrobe. The guys would put the robes on, and they’d turn into 85-year-old Monks. I hate competition, and being sober.
Bob Newhart will guest star on the “Big Bang Theory.” Seems appropriate since he was present when the Big Bang happened.
A man impersonating a pilot was arrested aboard a US Airways flight. Authorities knew he wasn’t an actual pilot because he had a fake ID and he was sober.
A book alleges that Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was nearly shot by a US Secret Service agent at the UN in 2006. Asked if the agent was punished, a spokesman said, “Of course, he missed.”
In light of the pro gun control sentiment that has emerged from the Sandy Hook shooting, the Colt gun company no longer feels welcome in Connecticut. They feel about as welcome as an air freshener company in New Jersey.
An 18-year-old Kentucky man was charged with disorderly conduct for falsely yelling bingo. Furthermore, he was excommunicated by the Pope.
Scotland may allow Jedi Knights to officiate marriage ceremonies. Unfortunately, people who are really into Jedi Knights tend to remain single.
A Wisconsin man is accused of openly masturbating in a public library. The man said the librarian gave him permission to take out Moby Dick.
A roadkill cat rug created by a New Zealand man sold for nearly $1,000 on an online auction. Of course, making money off of roadkill is nothing new–McDonald’s has been doing it for years.