WILL the THRILL says:
My new neighbors are a Japanese man and Afro-American woman. Their home has interesting decorating; I like the sense of Funk-Shui.
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WILL the THRILL says:
My new neighbors are a Japanese man and Afro-American woman. Their home has interesting decorating; I like the sense of Funk-Shui.
EBONY Magazine’s Couple of the Year is quoted as saying: “Marriage is not a prison.” Yeah, I would say it’s more of a Terror Cell.
The state of North Dakota has banned abortions when a heart beat can be detected. Democrats have launched a counter measure that would allow abortions when no brain wave activity can be detected, causing concern among republicans that it could allow certain congress members to be subject to “Very Late” term abortions.
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How about this Felix Baumgartner? Parachuted from outer space, twelve thousand six hundred feet. Of course he’s not the first guy to do it … That’s how Charlie Sheen got on earth.
So there’s a new Pope, name of Francis the First. The guy before him was the first to quit in over 500 years. We should have known he wouldn’t last after he announced his name … Pope Palin the Second.
Saw a company slogan that said: “Be Something!” Well, I guess that beats nothing.
UNFAIR! I wore green for St. Patrick’s Day, and my wife still pinched me wallet.
GIRL: “Besides your, um, comedy, what do you do?”
WILL: “I work at…being Awesome!”
The Pope took the name of the patron saint of the poor. Gotta love that. Catholicism and the poor. That’s a good one Jorge.