GARY BACHMAN says:
A Virginia woman has the world’s longest legs. Yesterday she was spotted at Costco buying a gallon container of Nair.
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GARY BACHMAN says:
A Virginia woman has the world’s longest legs. Yesterday she was spotted at Costco buying a gallon container of Nair.
An 18-year-old girl who went to the hospital because of a car crash found out she has cancer … The insurance company said since it was a pre-existing condition, they didn’t have to pay. “Corporations are people too my friend.”
Life is unfair. My wife refuses to shave her legs all Winter, and she says the Sawsquatch jokes just aren’t funny anymore.
There was confusion at the Vatican earlier today as a plume of green smoke came out of the chimney, but the cardinal from Mexico had catered the vote session and his burritos proved to be too spicy for the sensitive stomachs in the conclave.
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If she’s running at Colonial Downs, what race and what # is she?
A Montana man pled guilty to waterboarding four kids. The kids did, however, give up the name of their friend who was stealing lunch money and giving wedgies.
You know the next pope will be conservative–all the cardinals are in a red state.
There’s a lot of buzz about Jay Leno’s fixation on Halle Berry’s cleavage last night. I guess it wasn’t just Jay’s chin that was jutting out.
ESPN baseball announcer Doug Glanville compared the New York Yankees to “Brokeback Mountain.” In Glanville’s defense, they do enjoy playing with “A-Rod.”
I like it when women wear halter tops. I fantasize about them getting sweaty pulling a plow.
File this under “Too Much Information From Your Dad”: “I’m gonna make your momma scream tonight…”
Popes get to choose a Pope name; this one is Francis … I think if I were Pope I’d be Dingy I. I’m not too ambitious, I just want to sit on water.
That’s why Adult Diapers are selling like…hotcakes.
Pope Benedict XVI was 78 when elected and now Francis I has been picked at age 76. For the Catholic Church this qualifies as a youth movement.
The papal conclave in Rome is over – they sent out white smoke. Meanwhile with the sequester in Washington – they’re still blowing smoke.
The 1960’s soul band The Rascals have been reunited thanks to long-time fan Steven Van Zandt. The band members are so old that Rascals now refer to their mode of transportation.
The new pope will inherit a church with many problems. My advice to the new pope is to blame the problems on the previous pope.
One of the great challenges facing the new Pope is a Roman Catholic Church that is out of touch with today’s youth–well except for some of the priests.
Good ones Gary…..
Thanks, Jerry!
The new Argentine Pope is described as a quiet and humble servant of God, but, as they say, when in Rome…