WILL THE THRILL says:
Instruction Card for Super Glue: “If you get product in your eyes…how the Hell are you reading this?”
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WILL THE THRILL says:
Instruction Card for Super Glue: “If you get product in your eyes…how the Hell are you reading this?”
Crafters are a strange breed…scraps of paper, glitter, and lot’s of Scotch…MultiTask Tape.
Carrie Fisher, on the wrong side of 60, will be reprising her role as Princess Leia in the seventh Star Wars film. OH, GOD! NOT THE GOLD BIKINI!
The University Of Maryland recently studied the differences between men’s and women’s brains. They determined the brains are remarkably similar but for one thing … Women don’t want to see women naked.
A guy in Texas claims a sperm bank gave his sperm to the wrong girl … That sort of thing can happen when you make your deposit at the ATM.
Thank god today’s call for all non- essential employees to stay home was isolated to DC. Or very few of us would be working.
Nice one Will.
Muchos Gracius! I wear one of those “Breaking Bad” gangster hats. This style fits…no one!
If President Obama wants bipartisan agreement maybe he could just send a drone to at least temporarily silence Nicki Minaj?
Former Los Angeles Archbishop Cardinal Roger Mahony has suggested a new way for priests to be more closely connected with the Altar boys who sometimes, literally, must give their all to their superiors. Starting next Easter, the boys will have to hide the host somewhere in their robes, and then a blindfolded priest will be given 24 hours to find it.
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Nutrition Facts: Do not eat the air in Mexico City despite its brown, chewy texture. Chocho muy Loco.
On business trips, I like to watch monster movies on cable. They remind me of home.
Back in Victoria Times, women paid to have ribs removed, to give them a wasp-waist. I can’t even get my wife, Shammo, to remove BRBQ ribs from her mouth.