JERRY W says:
It may be a coincidence, but ever since President Obama has gotten more comfortable with the use of weaponized drones, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, Mitch McConnell and Eric Cantor have been having a tough time getting a 5th person to ride to work with them in their car pool.
Queen Elizabeth spent the weekend in the hospital being treated for gastroenteritis, a stomach infection. Her Majesty still did what she gets paid for, sitting on the throne.
Playboy has just launched a Hebrew language edition in Israel. I’m guessing the first centerfold playmate is someone named Whoopee Goldberg?
Is Mantai Te’o gay? Is the Pope catholic? Not yet.
The NRA is set to sponsor a NASCAR race in Texas. They can’t guarantee the caliber of racing, but they can promise one thing … The finish will be a dead heat.
You never see any hair dye that really gives older women a natural look: grey.
Another good one W. Thanks.
Gracias! Instruction Card for Super Glue: “If you get product in your eyes…how the Hell are you reading this?”
Taking the stage…”OK! I’m old and bald. You are young and…hairy. Let’s call it a draw.