JERRY W says:
How did Bill O’Reilly find out that John Wilkes Booth was a democrat?
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JERRY W says:
How did Bill O’Reilly find out that John Wilkes Booth was a democrat?
My wife and I have one of those “Memory Foam” mattresses. Great. Now our mattress is full of bad memories.
To add controversy, Oscar Pistorius is now being accused of using PED’s. But with this guy the controversy is what’s a Performance Enhancing Drug and what’s WD40.
Rush Limbaugh says that he’s ashamed of America for the first time. He still has a long way to catch up with America.
A man put his resume on candy bar wrappers. Apparently, he was seeking a job in the Chris Christie administration.
If Oscar Pistorius is released on bail, authorities are concerned he’ll be a flight risk. Why don’t they just fit him with an ankle monitor bracelet–oh wait. . .
lol Gary!
Thanks,tc!
Seth McFarlane will be hosting the Oscars this weekend. What? Homer Simpson isn’t available?
Adele and Chicken Little will be singing the theme to the latest James Bond movie “Skyfall”.
Dame Shirley Bassey is scheduled to perform the title songs from Goldfinger, Diamonds are Forever and the little known Miss Moneypenny ain’t worth two cents.