TERRY ETTER says:
Pope Benedict announced he was resigning two days before Ash Wednesday. First time I’ve heard of someone giving up their job for Lent.
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TERRY ETTER says:
Pope Benedict announced he was resigning two days before Ash Wednesday. First time I’ve heard of someone giving up their job for Lent.
Since Beyonce lip-synced the national anthem at the inauguration, her performances have been under a lot of scrutiny. They’re even checking to see if she lip-synced while recording her last album.
Doctor, doctor. I am feeling a little dull.
Please, come to the point.
Doctor, doctor! My wife left me.
I think she was right.
Doctor, doctor! I just came out of the closet.
Is that a mothball in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Doctor, doctor! I think I’ve got a cancer.
Well, recycle it sir.
Doctor, doctor! Can I have a flu shot?
I don’t know, what’s it done?
Doctor, doctor! I’m green and wrinkled.
Don’t worry, you look like a million bucks.
Doctor, doctor! No one likes me.
Cancel Facebook.
Doctor, doctor! I’ve got an erection lasting longer than four hours.
Become a Mormon.
Like Apple and Microsoft, Google will soon be opening retail stores. In fact, yesterday I googled ” Apple store” and got “did you mean Google store.”
Reportedly, Pope Benedict is blind in one eye. However, he continues to be able to turn it.
Saw an ad: “DATE 50+ WOMEN!” Makes me tired just thinking about it.
Do you think the Pope signed a pre- nup that allows him to keep the hat? Wonder if he has a non- compete.
Sunday night featured both the Downton Abbey Season 3 Finale, along with the NBA All-Star Game. One is about rich, pampered and privileged people who live in a fantasy world; the other is a BBC series.