WILL the THRILL says: Hunting for comedy…Two bucks clatter into a bar. The first shakes his antlers and says: “I don’t have any doe.” The second snorts and replies: “You’re lucky. I feel like I’m in a rut.” … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.” … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection! … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Overheard at the Chicken Ranch: “Why did the chicken attend a seance?” “He wanted to cross over to the other side.” … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Getting a 20-something trophy wife is on my bucket list. Problem is, all that extra exertion would probably make me kick the bucket! … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Last night I had a nightmare that my wife was eating my wallet. I guess some dreams don’t really need interpreting. … Continue reading