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Posted on November 28, 2018 by howie999November 25, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Hunting for comedy…Two bucks clatter into a bar. The first shakes his antlers and says: “I don’t have any doe.” The second snorts and replies: “You’re lucky. I feel like I’m in a rut.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged doe, into a bar, rut, two bucks, Will the Thrill | 1 Reply

Posted on November 19, 2018 by howie999November 19, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife loves Thanksgiving. If she dies before I do, I’m thinking of getting her stuffed. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged stuffed, Thanksgiving, Turkey, wife, Will the Thrill | 5 Replies

Posted on November 5, 2018 by howie999November 5, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: You might say Dolly Parton is the titular Queen of the South, y’all… … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Dolly Parton, titular, Will the Thrill | 2 Replies

Posted on October 3, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged loafer, shoes, Will the Thrill, women | 15 Replies

Posted on September 12, 2018 by howie999September 9, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection! … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged blind spot detection, blonde-spot detection, car, new, Will the Thrill | 11 Replies

Posted on August 29, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Overheard at the Red Cross: “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged 1005, give blood, Red Cross, Will the Thrill | 2 Replies

Posted on August 15, 2018 by howie999August 13, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Overheard at the Chicken Ranch: “Why did the chicken attend a seance?” “He wanted to cross over to the other side.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged chicken, other side, ranch, seance, Will the Thrill | 11 Replies

Posted on August 3, 2018 by howie999July 31, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: My wife HATES exercising. She won’t even wear a pushup bra. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged bra, exercise, pushup, wife, Will the Thrill | 8 Replies

Posted on May 7, 2018 by howie999April 22, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Getting a 20-something trophy wife is on my bucket list. Problem is, all that extra exertion would probably make me kick the bucket! … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged bucket list, kick the bucket, trophy wife, Will the Thrill | 7 Replies

Posted on April 18, 2018 by howie999April 15, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says: Last night I had a nightmare that my wife was eating my wallet. I guess some dreams don’t really need interpreting. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged dreams, eating, interpret, interpreting, life, wallet, wife, Will the Thrill | 1 Reply

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