WILL the THRILL says: Last night I had a nightmare that my wife was eating my wallet. I guess some dreams don’t really need interpreting. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: As you age, your priorities change. Last evening my wife and I were wrestling in bed, over the TV remote. … Continue reading

Is #4 waiting in the wings?

WILL DURST says: This guy just likes firing people. People who help him. People who don’t help him. Wonder if Melania is getting just a little apprehensive. … Continue reading

I’m sure it was G-rated.

WILL the THRILL says: So my wife “accidentally” viewed my search history. I don’t think it’s fair that I should be pornalized for this. … Continue reading

An Apple pie-chart? Pumpkin? Berry?

WILL the THRILL says: To show my wife the weight-loss program that I’ve devised for her, I printed out a pie-chart. It was not a very encouraging sign when she grabbed the paper and ate it. … Continue reading

Knit one, purl two

WILL the THRILL says: My wife likes to knit and talk. I like to drink. Honestly, it’s the only way that I can stand her yarns. … Continue reading

Freak of nature?

WILL the THRILL says: I’m not saying my wife a rock & roll freak of nature, but but her toes do go to eleven. … Continue reading

Nothing to add here.

JERRY W says: I have proof that no time machine will be invented in my lifetime. If one ever is created in the future, I would take it back to the day before I met my wife and push myself … Continue reading