BILL WILLIAMS says: Scientists at the University of Limerick have found a way to convert tears into electricity. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his tears in a Tesla. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: I’m excited about buying a Tesla Model 3 in the semi-near future. Not too sure how we’ll afford it, but hopefully we can charge it. … Continue reading

With extra foam.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Starbucks bumps up prices, again! Their prices are getting so high, Tesla has threatened to make an electric Latte. … Continue reading

Can’t get across the bridge in any car, though.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Chris Christie has banned the sale of Tesla cars in New Jersey. He’s not really against the company per se … It’s just too much not being able to see your shoelaces AND all those extension cords. … Continue reading