TERRY ETTER says: Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.” … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Trump doesn’t really cheat at golf. He just plays the ball where he lies. And he lies everywhere. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: When Trump toured North Carolina he saw a large boat that Hurricane Florence washed up into somebody’s back yard. He told the homeowner, “At least you got a nice boat out of it.” He was just quoting … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: I’ve been compared to some of the all-time great humorists. Not favorably, of course. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Madonna should have been allowed to give a eulogy at John McCain’s funeral so she could finally pay tribute to Aretha Franklin. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: There’s a new TV series called “Manifest.” It’s about a plane loaded with people that disappeared in 2013 but lands with everybody on board in 2018. When the passengers hear that Trump’s in the White House, they … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Flooding caused Hershey Park to be closed for several days. To keep this from happening in the future, Hershey should buy Lifesavers. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: So it’s not okay to kneel during the national anthem but during press conferences with Russian leaders it’s okay to bend over. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Apparently the conditions at the prison where Paul Manafort is staying these days aren’t the best. There’s crud everywhere. Cockroaches have the run of the place. And it has an overwhelming stench. It’s just like working for … Continue reading