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Posted on December 3, 2018 by howie999November 29, 2018
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JANICE HOUGH says: So now apparently Ted Cruz is trending because he has a beard. Big deal. How many beards has Lindsey Graham had? … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged beard, Janice Hough, Lindsay Graham, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz | 320 Replies

Posted on December 6, 2017 by howie999December 4, 2017
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BILL WILLIAMS says: On November 30th Mark Twain turned 182-years-old. In Twain’s memory, Ted Cruz gave his bestest apple for the privilege of whitewashing Trump’s wall. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged 182 years old, Bill Williams, Mark Twain, Ted Cruz, Trump, whitewashing | 6 Replies

There ya go.

Posted on May 9, 2016 by howie999May 6, 2016
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JERRY W says: Carly Fiorina fell off the stage and into the crowd at a rally in Indiana. At first Ted Cruz was accused of pushing her, but he used a bus schedule to prove there was no bus expected … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, fell off the stage, Jerry W, replublican, Ted Cruz | 14 Replies

She fell off the stage at HP, too?

Posted on May 7, 2016 by howie999May 6, 2016
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WILL DURST says: Only took Carly Fiorina a week to do to the Cruz campaign what took her years at Hewlett Packard. She’s getting better at this. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, fell off the stage, Hewlett Packard, HP, Ted Cruz, Will Durst | 12 Replies

Happy April Fool’s Day!

Posted on April 1, 2016 by howie999March 31, 2016
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TERRY ETTER says: Ted Cruz and Donald Trump debated penis size by arguing about whose hands were bigger. That won’t work against Hillary. Her hands are bigger than theirs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged bigger hands, Donald Trump, Hillary, Ted Cruz, Terry Etter | 6 Replies

Unfortunately true.

Posted on March 14, 2016 by howie999March 10, 2016
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TERRY ETTER says: While Trump is wondering out loud which country Ted Cruz is from, we’re wondering out loud which planet Trump is from. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged country, Donald Trump, planet, Ted Cruz, Terry Etter | 6 Replies

All Canadians say that.

Posted on December 24, 2015 by howie999December 23, 2015
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WILL DURST says: It’s winter solstice everybody. Shortest day of the year. Or as Ted Cruz refers to it, “Day the Dragon Eats the Big Yellow Orb.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged canadian, dragon, Ted Cruz, Will Durst, yellow orb | 4 Replies

Wouldn’t be the same.

Posted on November 22, 2015 by howie999November 21, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: To be fair, USA should know dangers of allowing foreign refugees. Had we just refused Cubans entry in 50s we wouldn’t have Ted Cruz‬ & Marco Rubio‬. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged immigrants, immigration, Janice Hough, Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz | 8 Replies

Is Tom Ted’s brother?

Posted on August 20, 2015 by howie999August 12, 2015
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Tom Cruise and his latest Mission Impossible movie are on the talk show circuit. Some say it’s not as good as the others. Seems it comes up a little short. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Bill Williams, Mission Impossible, short, Ted Cruz, Tom Cruise | 4 Replies

What about Tom Cruise?

Posted on April 21, 2015 by howie999April 20, 2015
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WILL DURST says: You know that phrase: “not the sharpest knife in the drawer?” Not sure Ted Cruz is the sharpest knife in the housewares section of the Goodwill Store. Doubt if he can cut ripe fruit. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Goodwill, ripe fruit, sharpest knife in the drawer, Ted Cruz, Will Durst | 9 Replies

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