JANICE HOUGH says: So now apparently Ted Cruz is trending because he has a beard. Big deal. How many beards has Lindsey Graham had? … Continue reading
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BILL WILLIAMS says: On November 30th Mark Twain turned 182-years-old. In Twain’s memory, Ted Cruz gave his bestest apple for the privilege of whitewashing Trump’s wall. … Continue reading
JERRY W says: Carly Fiorina fell off the stage and into the crowd at a rally in Indiana. At first Ted Cruz was accused of pushing her, but he used a bus schedule to prove there was no bus expected … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Only took Carly Fiorina a week to do to the Cruz campaign what took her years at Hewlett Packard. She’s getting better at this. … Continue reading
TERRY ETTER says: Ted Cruz and Donald Trump debated penis size by arguing about whose hands were bigger. That won’t work against Hillary. Her hands are bigger than theirs. … Continue reading
TERRY ETTER says: While Trump is wondering out loud which country Ted Cruz is from, we’re wondering out loud which planet Trump is from. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: It’s winter solstice everybody. Shortest day of the year. Or as Ted Cruz refers to it, “Day the Dragon Eats the Big Yellow Orb.” … Continue reading
JANICE HOUGH says: To be fair, USA should know dangers of allowing foreign refugees. Had we just refused Cubans entry in 50s we wouldn’t have Ted Cruz & Marco Rubio. … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: Tom Cruise and his latest Mission Impossible movie are on the talk show circuit. Some say it’s not as good as the others. Seems it comes up a little short. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: You know that phrase: “not the sharpest knife in the drawer?” Not sure Ted Cruz is the sharpest knife in the housewares section of the Goodwill Store. Doubt if he can cut ripe fruit. … Continue reading