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Posted on May 30, 2018 by howie999May 30, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Today I lived life on the edge. I took an Ambien, went to Starbucks, and ordered my coffee black. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged ambien, Bill Williams, black, coffee, on the edge, ordered, Starbucks | 1 Reply

With extra foam.

Posted on July 8, 2016 by howie999July 6, 2016
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Starbucks bumps up prices, again! Their prices are getting so high, Tesla has threatened to make an electric Latte. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, electric latte, Starbucks, Tesla | 10 Replies

What about Duff Beer?

Posted on June 9, 2016 by howie999June 3, 2016
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JANICE HOUGH says: Starbucks is teaming up with Anheuser-Busch for a bottled version of their “Teavana” tea. The product, however, won’t have any actual beer in it. Just like Bud Light. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Anheuser-Busch, beer, Bud Light, Duff, Janice Hough, no beer in it, Starbucks, Teavana | 6 Replies

Was that a nonfat latte?

Posted on December 20, 2015 by howie999December 19, 2015
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BILL WILLIAMS says: This California drought is getting bad. Especially in that most responsible city, Berkeley. Went into a Starbucks and asked for a Double Latte. They sold me two beans to suck. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, nonfat latte, Starbucks, to suck, two beans | 14 Replies

But the cup is plain!

Posted on November 13, 2015 by howie999November 10, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: I think the red Starbucks cup is appropriate. After customers purchase Starbucks coffee, they are in the red. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Gary Bachman, in the red, red cup, Starbucks | 7 Replies

Baristas never get it right.

Posted on November 11, 2015 by howie999November 10, 2015
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WILL DURST says: You know what’s next: the Christians who claim their name is Merry Christmas at Starbucks are going to complain, “they’re not saying it right.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged baristas, Merry Christmas, never get it right, Starbucks, Will Durst | 7 Replies

That actually sounds good.

Posted on October 12, 2015 by howie999October 11, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: A rainy June in Illinois wiped out a lot of this year’s U.S. pumpkin crop which may mean a canned pumpkin shortage by Thanksgiving. Stand by for Starbucks’ new “Zucchini Spice Latte.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Janice Hough, pumpkin, Starbucks, zucchini spice latte | 4 Replies

Cage free coffee, too.

Posted on October 11, 2015 by howie999October 11, 2015
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TC in BC says: Starbucks have announced that all their eggs will come from cage free chickens soon. It will take that long to renovate all their seating areas so that chicken coops can be accommodated in their stores. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged cage free eggs, chicken coop, Starbucks, TC in BC | 7 Replies

Let’s have a “human race conversation”.

Posted on March 25, 2015 by howie999March 22, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: I ordered a black coffee at Starbucks and was told, “don’t you mean African American.” … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged black coffee, Gary Bachman, race conversation, Starbucks | 7 Replies

That’s the flattest white.

Posted on January 27, 2015 by howie999January 26, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: Starbucks reported a 16% jump in quarterly profit. Makes sense, interest rates are still low enough that consumers can get inexpensive loans to buy their coffee. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged coffee, flat white, Janice Hough, Starbucks | 7 Replies

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