Another of Mitt Romney’s problems is he looks TOO presidential. Like he was assembled out of an Ikea box. “One White Male Politician: Standard.” – Will Durst

Mitt Romney was worried his message he’s not concerned about poor people wasn’t sufficiently affirmed, so he today he hugged Donald Trump. – Will Durst

Mitt Romney sang “America the Beautiful” at a campaign stop. About a week ago, Barack Obama sang, “Let’s Stay Together.” Perhaps this year in lieu of an election, we can just have a sing-off. – Gary Bachman

Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams