Now Romney accuses Obama of engaging in a War on Women. So, apparently the theme of his campaign is “I know you are, but what am I?” – Will Durst

After Romney gets his ass kicked in the coming election, will he then be Obama’s bitch and have to ride in a crate on the roof of Air Force One? – Jerry W

John McCain urged Mitt Romney “not to rush to judgment” when picking his running mate. Gosh, wonder why he would say that? – Janice Hough

Romney’s campaign reacted to his two third place finishes by calling their candidate battle tested. Yeah, and so is everybody buried at Arlington. – Will Durst