GARY BACHMAN says: The doctor who conducted Donald Trump’s annual check-up said the president was in “excellent health.” Although a prostate exam did find two Fox News reporters. … Continue reading

TC in BC says: Rev. Franklin Graham (son of Billy) praised Trump as staunch defender of Christianity. The pastor said Trump “defends the Christian faith more than any president in my lifetime.” “Nobody lives the 9 Commandments and covfeve day in … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: Donald Trump says he turned down Time’s “Man of the Year.” But he’s still eligible for “Cretinous Fool Toad Buttwipe Lizardstick” of the Year. Think he’s got that one nailed down. No photo shoot necessary. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: O.J. Simpson was granted parole last week. Many things have changed since he went inside. Jenner was a guy. Schwarzenegger was a governor. Trump was a loud mouth game show host. Well, two out of three ain’t … Continue reading