WILL DURST says: Living under President Trump is like riding with someone who owns a fleet of cars but no driver’s license. And he’s blind. “How hard can it be? Teenagers do it all the time. Get in.” And there’s … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The White House doctor reported that the president is in good health but needs to lose 15 pounds. Apparently they also did a brain scan but didn’t find anything. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Following his latest outburst regarding “sh*thole countries,” not even Trump’s most ardent supporters are finding him very Charmin. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The good news is that vacation package tours of Guam can now be picked up for a song. Unfortunately, that song is “Eve of Destruction.” … Continue reading