TERRY ETTER says: Trump doesn’t really cheat at golf. He just plays the ball where he lies. And he lies everywhere. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Trump says he attended Wharton School of Business. I checked, he did. Records show he graduated Magna Cum Rich Daddy. … Continue reading

MEATBLANKETT says: Melania was spotted two days ago at a White House press briefing, alongside her husband, after being absent from the public for more than three weeks. Apparently, she’s been with President Trump the whole time. So, it’s all … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The problem with calling the president a clown is you leave yourself open to a charge of revealing state secrets. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Sunday was Mother’s Day. President Trump’s mom used to say what most moms say to their kids. “You never call,” but with a twist. “Thanks.” … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: Adding Rudy Giuliani to your legal team is like throwing a hippopotamus onto your trapeze team. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: Living under President Trump is like riding with someone who owns a fleet of cars but no driver’s license. And he’s blind. “How hard can it be? Teenagers do it all the time. Get in.” And there’s … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The White House doctor reported that the president is in good health but needs to lose 15 pounds. Apparently they also did a brain scan but didn’t find anything. … Continue reading