Newt Gingrich has promised $2.50 a gallon gas if he’s elected president, leading some to speculate that this will come from his plan to exploit the moon. Today, President Obama responded “Newt, the cheap gas you promise isn’t likely to be coming from the moon in the future, but it seems that there’s a lot [...]

Barack Obama stopped at a Chinese restaurant Friday and ordered two bags of take-out food. He didn’t have any money on him so he told the cashier to put it on our tab. – Gary Bachman

Two Air Force F-16 fighter jets forced down a small plane that was in the path of Obama’s flight from Orange County to Los Angeles on Thursday, then found it was packed full of Marijuana. Federal officials released the pilot after he said he thought Air Force One was taking Bill Clinton to California to [...]

Mitt Romney sang “America the Beautiful” at a campaign stop. About a week ago, Barack Obama sang, “Let’s Stay Together.” Perhaps this year in lieu of an election, we can just have a sing-off. – Gary Bachman