During the August Republican convention in Tampa, water guns will be strictly forbidden. Makes perfect sense–the Republicans don’t believe in soaking the rich. – Gary Bachman 

Now Romney accuses Obama of engaging in a War on Women. So, apparently the theme of his campaign is “I know you are, but what am I?” – Will Durst

After Romney gets his ass kicked in the coming election, will he then be Obama’s bitch and have to ride in a crate on the roof of Air Force One? – Jerry W

Rick Santorum says the President is a snob for wanting to send kids to college. The theory being – the dumber they are, the more likely they’ll vote Republican. – Will Durst