Support for Newt Gingrich keeps dwindling with some Republicans even calling for him to get out of the race. Gingrich’s only hope at this point is an endorsement from Jeremy Lin. – Gary Bachman

Newt Gingrich wants to build a moon base. It’s his way of getting closer to his political base. They’re from Mars. – Terry Etter

Newt Gingrich supporters have stopped boasting that Newt has risen to the top of republican presidential candidates like cream floats to the top of the bowl. This happened when someone pointed out that cream isn’t the only thing that floats to the top of the bowl. Sure, it’s a different bowl, but they got the [...]

Neither Rick Perry nor Newt Gingrich qualified for the Virginia Primary. Which proves there is a Santa Claus and he does bring Christmas gifts. – Bill Williams