John McCain urged Mitt Romney “not to rush to judgment” when picking his running mate. Gosh, wonder why he would say that? – Janice Hough

Another of Mitt Romney’s problems is he looks TOO presidential. Like he was assembled out of an Ikea box. “One White Male Politician: Standard.” – Will Durst

Mitt Romney was worried his message he’s not concerned about poor people wasn’t sufficiently affirmed, so he today he hugged Donald Trump. – Will Durst

Mitt Romney sang “America the Beautiful” at a campaign stop. About a week ago, Barack Obama sang, “Let’s Stay Together.” Perhaps this year in lieu of an election, we can just have a sing-off. – Gary Bachman