WILL DURST says: The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy … Continue reading

JANICE HOUGH says: Marijuana is now legal in Nevada. Let’s hope this doesn’t force Las Vegas hotels to double the price of their all-you-can-eat buffets. … Continue reading

Did he find it in Vegas?

JANICE HOUGH says: O.J. Simpson’s Heisman Trophy, which was stolen in a 1994 USC burglary, has just been recovered. O.J. has immediately petitioned for parole so he can hunt for the real burglars. … Continue reading

And he’ll be sawed in half.

GARY BACHMAN says: Longtime Las Vegas magician John Calvert has died at age 102. He will be buried in a coffin with his head protruding from one end and his feet sticking out from the other. … Continue reading