Two Air Force F-16 fighter jets forced down a small plane that was in the path of Obama’s flight from Orange County to Los Angeles on Thursday, then found it was packed full of Marijuana. Federal officials released the pilot after he said he thought Air Force One was taking Bill Clinton to California to [...]

Rick Santorum’s current version of “never say die” republicanism indicates a need for a new party mascot. It’s time to change the logo from an elephant to a brontosaurus, a much better example of how something huge can die at noon but the message doesn’t get to the tiny brain until 9 a.m. the following [...]

A reasonable way to describe what’s been going on for the past month or so in those regional debates held by the Republican party would be to call them an extended political version of “Musical Chairs on board the Titanic”, with the remaining contestants armed with weapons of mass distraction. – Jerry W

Newt Gingrich supporters have stopped boasting that Newt has risen to the top of republican presidential candidates like cream floats to the top of the bowl. This happened when someone pointed out that cream isn’t the only thing that floats to the top of the bowl. Sure, it’s a different bowl, but they got the [...]