Many conservatives are pushing Newt Gingrich to quit running for President, but Newt has vowed to stay in the race. These folks are using the wrong logic. Just tell him being a candidate is a commitment, like a marriage. – Janice Hough

A NASA probe has shot the first video of the far side of the moon. The video shows a barren landscape with dozens of craters, highlighted only by a neon sign that says “Gingrich Realty.” – Terry Etter

Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams

Newt Gingrich is running on a traditional family values platform. So, I guess having had three wives just means he’s extra traditional. – Will Durst