A young entrepreneur has started a nude maid service in Texas. Unfortunately, the maids don’t do windows or clients. – Gary Bachman

Tim Tebow was spotted at a nail salon getting a pedicure. I wonder if that is a requirement before you can play for Rex Ryan? – Gary Bachman

A 93-year-old Florida woman has retired her ’64 Mercury after 576,000 miles on the road. Mechanically, the car has gone through 8 mufflers, 18 batteries, and 516 left turn signal bulbs. – Gary Bachman

A Massachusetts company has developed a prototype for a flying car. Gee, I wonder if Mitt Romney’s dog minds high altitudes. – Gary Bachman