GARY BACHMAN says: A poll finds half of the Dutch do not wash their hands with soap when returning from the bathroom. Hey guys, you need to practice proper hygiene after touching your netherlands. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: The Spice Girls are planning a reunion tour. Wouldn’t say they are getting long in the tooth, but Baby Spice is now Old Spice. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: The doctor who conducted Donald Trump’s annual check-up said the president was in “excellent health.” Although a prostate exam did find two Fox News reporters. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: I just completed training to be a door-to-door salesman. I graduated from the school of hard knocks. … Continue reading