GARY BACHMAN says: OJ Simpson released today. OJ says he wants to live in Florida. Look for a slow moving Bronco with left turn signal on. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Donald Trump handed out paper towels to a crowd during a visit to Puerto Rico. I hope hurricane victims appreciate the government’s bounty. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: BYU allowing caffeinated drinks on campus for the first time in decades. Friday night’s frat party will feature a rousing game of root beer pong. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Florida police warned people not to fire their weapons at Hurricane Irma. George Zimmerman protested that he shot in self-defense –Irma represented an imminent threat. … Continue reading