GARY BACHMAN says: The Spice Girls are planning a reunion tour. Wouldn’t say they are getting long in the tooth, but Baby Spice is now Old Spice. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: The doctor who conducted Donald Trump’s annual check-up said the president was in “excellent health.” Although a prostate exam did find two Fox News reporters. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: I just completed training to be a door-to-door salesman. I graduated from the school of hard knocks. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Sarah Palin’s son arrested on burglary and assault charges. Like his mom, he probably won’t serve his full term. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: A photograph has emerged of Kim Jong Un posing next to millions of potatoes. Some will be used to make his favorite food–dictator tots. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Fox News is ‘much more important’ than CNN, Trump tweeted. IMO, Trump coverage would best be handled by the Cartoon Network. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Hillary Clinton in talks for professor role at Columbia. Her next book will outline the reasons she didn’t get tenure. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: OJ Simpson released today. OJ says he wants to live in Florida. Look for a slow moving Bronco with left turn signal on. … Continue reading