GARY BACHMAN says: A study from Harvard suggests a second ‘Big Bang’ may be what ends the universe. Especially if Chris Christie eats one too many tacos. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: New male birth control pill found safe and effective. Hundreds of men were tested and none became pregnant. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Russian fisherman in Siberia discovered a bag containing 54 severed hands. He put the bag in his boat–all hands on deck. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: A poll finds half of the Dutch do not wash their hands with soap when returning from the bathroom. Hey guys, you need to practice proper hygiene after touching your netherlands. … Continue reading