GARY BACHMAN says: Caravan resumes journey toward US. What’s Trump so upset about–it’s a Dodge, the engine will blow up before it gets here. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: YouTube video shows a raccoon stealing cat food. Unfortunately, raccoon could not be identified as he was wearing a mask. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.” … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN (yay! he’s back!) says: My ex got a tattoo that reflects her love of 70’s rock music. She has a Supertramp stamp. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: A study from Harvard suggests a second ‘Big Bang’ may be what ends the universe. Especially if Chris Christie eats one too many tacos. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: New male birth control pill found safe and effective. Hundreds of men were tested and none became pregnant. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Russian fisherman in Siberia discovered a bag containing 54 severed hands. He put the bag in his boat–all hands on deck. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: A poll finds half of the Dutch do not wash their hands with soap when returning from the bathroom. Hey guys, you need to practice proper hygiene after touching your netherlands. … Continue reading