Gator-ific!

BILL WILLIAMS says: Authorities in Central Florida are trying to identify a man who was found dead inside an alligator’s mouth. Their only clue so far is that he was wearing alligator shoes. They think it was a murder-suicide pact … Continue reading

And a beat up cardboard sign.

TC in BC says: If you go on vacation to the Florida Panhandle, are you supposed to bring spare change for the residents there? … Continue reading

And get off my lawn!

JANICE HOUGH says: As the Stanley Cup Finals begin, not saying Florida isn’t exactly a hockey mecca. But when random Floridians were asked if they were watching the Lightning, most of them responded “I didn’t even hear the thunder.” … Continue reading

Hospitals cost an arm and a leg, though.

GARY BACHMAN says: Florida man is suing a hospital for throwing his amputated leg in garbage. Hospital says he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. … Continue reading

And they’re close to the ground.

JANICE HOUGH says: A 17 year old woman was bitten by an alligator in Tampa while swimming in a retention pond near a mall. When will people learn? In Florida, gators ORIGINATED the concept of “standing your ground.” … Continue reading

Floridians DO have their head in the sand.

TERRY ETTER says: Apparently scientists in Florida aren’t allowed to use the phrase “climate change” anymore. That was part of a bill passed by the legislature making the ostrich Florida’s state bird. … Continue reading

Bang!

JANICE HOUGH says: A woman was only slightly injured in Florida after she tried to preheat an oven where her friend had stored a magazine from his Glock. And then the heated magazine exploded. Forget background checks for gun owners, … Continue reading

I won’t forget this joke.

GARY BACHMAN says: An elephant made an appearance at a birthday party on the beach in Florida. And of course, he was wearing his trunks. … Continue reading

Diana Nyad: almost a palindrome.

JANICE HOUGH says: Diana Nyad completed her swim from Cuba to Florida. Upon her landing, out of habit five MLB teams offered her a contract. … Continue reading