WILL DURST says: Donald Trump now claims to have special powers as president making him incapable of committing a crime. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider at Camp David. … Continue reading

Sounds reasonable to me.

JANICE HOUGH says: In Petaluma, California, police say a couple used a stolen credit card to purchase 15 $1,000 gift cards at Target. So they got away with it because $16,000 worth of gift cards would have been suspicious? … Continue reading

Sorry, got nothin’.

JANICE HOUGH says: Texas Governor Rick Perry, was indicted on two charges relating to his efforts to force the resignation of a local district attorney. Wonder if the prosecutor couldn’t think of a third charge? … Continue reading

Is Oscar a grouch?

GARY BACHMAN says: A South African journalist claims Oscar Pistorius took acting lessons to help prepare him to give testimony during his murder trial. I’m guessing no one told him to “break a leg.” … Continue reading