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Posted on July 5, 2017 by howie999July 4, 2017
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BILL WILLIAMS says: It’s a weird week for Congress, what with the holiday in the middle and all. Even so, they were able to accomplish one positive act. They repealed Obama’s pardon of Tot, the 2016 Thanksgiving Turkey. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, congress, democrat, fourth of july, holiday, Obama, pardon, Republican, Thanksgiving, Trump, Turkey | 6 Replies

Not even LEDs.

Posted on December 26, 2014 by howie999December 26, 2014
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BILL WILLIAMS says: They lit the National Christmas Tree. This year the tree was dedicated to the U.S. Congress. It was lit with some really dim bulbs. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, Christmas Tree, congress, dim bulbs | 9 Replies

Definitely.

Posted on October 14, 2014 by howie999October 10, 2014
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GARY BACHMAN says: Carlos Slim, the richest man in the world, thinks we’d all be better off if we slowed down and worked less. Apparently, Congress agrees. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged Carlos Slim, congress, Gary Bachman, richest man in the world | 6 Replies

At least they’re doing something!

Posted on August 28, 2014 by howie999August 27, 2014
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TERRY ETTER says: Hospitals in Washington, DC this week had to deal with several cases of flesh-eating bacteria. Gee, I thought Congress was on vacation. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged congress, flesh eating bacteria, hospital, Terry Etter, Washington DC | 15 Replies

At least they’re not in Washington.

Posted on February 28, 2014 by howie999February 19, 2014
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WILL DURST says: Love all these Congressmen retiring in order to spend more time lying to their family. Someone should ask their families how they feel about this. … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged ask their families, congress, spending time with family, Will Durst | 13 Replies

Stand your ground if you can stand.

Posted on February 26, 2014 by howie999February 19, 2014
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GARY BACHMAN says: A 101-year-old Florida man is running for Congress. (More like he’s shuffling for Congress.) Not sure Floridians will vote for someone from the younger generation. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged 101 year old man, 101 years old, congress, Florida man, Gary Bachman, younger generation | 16 Replies

That’s hard to say in any case.

Posted on October 20, 2013 by howie999October 15, 2013
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WILL DURST says: Congressional responsibility. It’s like saying Fukushima Sushi. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged congress, Fukushima Sushi, responsibility, Will Durst | 7 Replies

How about a 24 YEAR waiting period?

Posted on September 25, 2013 by howie999September 18, 2013
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WILL DURST says: Washington DC has proposed a 24 hour waiting period for tattoos. How about a 24 hour waiting period before Congressmen are allowed to speak? … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News, Politics | Tagged 24 hour waiting period, congress, tattoo, Washington DC, Will Durst | 11 Replies

Congress = opposite of Progress

Posted on June 23, 2013 by howie999June 23, 2013
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JERRY W says: After the recent release of two films dealing with a hostile seizure of the white house, plans were announced for a film about a hostile takeover of congress. These plans came to an end when it was … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics | Tagged congress, hostile takeover, Jerry W, movie, progress | 2 Replies

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