The second mouse gets the cheese.

BILL WILLIAMS says: In his new book, The Cheese Trap, Dr. Neal Barnard claims Velveeta cheese is as addictive as heroin. What’s great about Velveeta is you can eat it and get high, jam it between bricks to make a … Continue reading

Boehner’s still full of artificial coloring.

TERRY ETTER says: Kraft is taking some of the artificial coloring out of its Mac and Cheese, which means it won’t be as orange. John Boehner is sooooo jealous. … Continue reading