WILL the THRILL says: I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection! … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: I drive a small Mercedes sports car. The trunk is so small I can scarcely fit in 2 cases of girl scout cookies, much less the actual girl scouts. … Continue reading

Santa’s got a lot on his plate now.

JANICE HOUGH says: Dear Santa: On behalf of all of these people who have such nice cars but couldn’t afford turn signals – could you help them out this Christmas? … Continue reading

Jebediah now out on bail.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Police in Millersburg, Ohio, the heart of Amish country, arrested more than 70 young people at a weekend party, charging them with underage consumption of alcohol. Parents reacted swiftly and took away the miscreants buggy privileges for … Continue reading