Hey, I rode one once! And I looked good.

BILL WILLIAMS says: You can now tour Portland on a Segway electric scooter. For a hundred bucks an hour you get a scooter, a helmet, and a Nixon mask so no one will recognize you. … Continue reading

Yeah, I bet (s)he does.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Watching the Olympics. Wondering if Bruce Jenner misses it? His pole vaulting. … Continue reading

Words are definitely funny.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Words are funny. For instance, a “Beard” means different things in different countries. In the US it’s a straight girl who pretends to be a gay guy’s date. In Russia it’s what female Olympians wear. … Continue reading

Roger Ailes agrees.

BILL WILLIAMS says: A woman who undergoes a cornea transplant faces 20 percent chance of tissue rejection if the donor is a man, says a British study. But worse than that, her friends complain she’s always looking at their boobs. … Continue reading