BILL WILLIAMS says: A 92-year-old Iowa man who won a $390,000 lottery jackpot said his windfall was predicted by a fortune cookie. The fortune cookie told him he would meet many tall, green and wrinkled strangers. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Scientists at the University of Limerick have found a way to convert tears into electricity. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his tears in a Tesla. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: An 11-year-old boy with a lawn mowing business wrote Trump and asked if he could mow the White House lawn. But after meeting the President, the kid decided to become a barber. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true. … Continue reading