Happy belated Mother’s Day!

BILL WILLIAMS says: Sunday was Mother’s Day. The day we try to make up for a whole lifetime of crying, “but I don’t want to eat my peas!” … Continue reading


BILL WILLIAMS says: A group of Chinese students studying an unusual form of Kung Fu showed off their strength by swinging heavy wooden boxes from their genitals. Experts warn if you have a splinter that lasts longer than 4 hours … Continue reading

Yee haw!

BILL WILLIAMS says: Gallup polling reported that Trump’s approval rating has dropped to 36 percent after Trumpcare failed in Congress. But polling experts say that number is bound to go up since day after tomorrow is Marry Your Cousin Day. … Continue reading

The second mouse gets the cheese.

BILL WILLIAMS says: In his new book, The Cheese Trap, Dr. Neal Barnard claims Velveeta cheese is as addictive as heroin. What’s great about Velveeta is you can eat it and get high, jam it between bricks to make a … Continue reading