Yee haw!

BILL WILLIAMS says: Gallup polling reported that Trump’s approval rating has dropped to 36 percent after Trumpcare failed in Congress. But polling experts say that number is bound to go up since day after tomorrow is Marry Your Cousin Day. … Continue reading

The second mouse gets the cheese.

BILL WILLIAMS says: In his new book, The Cheese Trap, Dr. Neal Barnard claims Velveeta cheese is as addictive as heroin. What’s great about Velveeta is you can eat it and get high, jam it between bricks to make a … Continue reading

Can you believe it? Sweden!

BILL WILLIAMS says: Sweden has renewed the military draft because there weren’t enough people volunteering. And in the event of attack from a hostile government, recruits will be trained in the latest anti-Twitter warfare. … Continue reading

And they need ’em.

BILL WILLIAMS says: The longest commercial flight in the world, New Zealand to Qatar takes 17 hours and 30 minutes. The flight is so long in, pilots have time to attend two AA meetings. … Continue reading