BILL WILLIAMS says: Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit. … Continue reading

DONNA TRAMP says: A report endorsed by 2,500 scientists from around the world claims a wall between the United States and Mexico would harm vulnerable ecosystems for plants and animals. *HOGWASH! The weeds and rats would be taught a valuable … Continue reading