Gourmet diners in Tokyo regularly eat broiled blowfish testicles. Ordering them makes you feel silly. Eating them makes you feel nuts. – Bill WIlliams

Many doctors don’t discuss their patients’ wishes in case a risky surgery goes bad. Remember, to you risky surgery gone bad is you die. To the doctor risky surgery gone bad means he’s late for tee-time. – Bill Williams

A group of Ukrainian feminists held a topless rally to protests President Vladimir Putin’s visit in Switzerland this weekend. It was very brave of the girls, being winter and all. Some might even say it was nippy. – Bill Williams

Newt beats Mitt in South Carolina! The votes poured into Newt’s camp when at the eleventh hour he made the announcement that his next wife would be his cousin. – Bill Williams