BILL WILLIAMS says: I wonder if thoughts and prayers would be enough had a crazed vegan opened fire at an NRA meeting. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit. … Continue reading

DONNA TRAMP says: A report endorsed by 2,500 scientists from around the world claims a wall between the United States and Mexico would harm vulnerable ecosystems for plants and animals. *HOGWASH! The weeds and rats would be taught a valuable … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: White House claims Harley Davidson’s move to an overseas factory in Thailand is un-American. Don’t know why he’s so upset. After all, his whole political platform is named after a Thai city. Phuket. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Trump says he attended Wharton School of Business. I checked, he did. Records show he graduated Magna Cum Rich Daddy. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Today I lived life on the edge. I took an Ambien, went to Starbucks, and ordered my coffee black. … Continue reading