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Tag Archives: Amazon

Posted on May 11, 2018 by howie999April 22, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says: Trump takes another jab at Amazon – heaps praise on the Mississippi, Ohio and Missouri. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Amazon, Gary Bachman, Mississippi, Missouri, Ohio | 8 Replies

Amazon to the Rescue!

Posted on February 28, 2017 by howie999February 18, 2017
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TERRY ETTER says: I have a better way to keep out undesirables. Don’t build a wall…build a mall. NOBODY goes to a mall anymore. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Amazon, build the wall, Donald Trump, mall, Terry Etter | 8 Replies

I thought Trump was adding jobs.

Posted on January 15, 2017 by howie999January 12, 2017
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BILL WILLIAMS says: It’s looking bad for retail stores. Sears is closing 150, Macy’s is closing 68. This is a dangerous time for girls. I mean, who wants to wear a bra marked Amazon? … Continue reading →

Posted in Life, News | Tagged adding jobs, Amazon, Bill Williams, closing stores, KMart, Macy's, Sears, Trump | 14 Replies

But it’ll happen the same day.

Posted on November 9, 2015 by howie999November 9, 2015
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Amazon has opened a real-life bookstore in Seattle. It has real books, real coffee, and real chairs. Just like a real bookstore. And just like the real Amazon, if you stay past closing time a UPS guy … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Amazon, Bill Williams, real bookstore, UPS guy | 3 Replies

Amazon could start a subsidiary.

Posted on June 13, 2015 by howie999June 9, 2015
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JERRY W says: Am I the only one that thinks that Instagram would make the perfect name for an expedited cocaine delivery service? … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Amazon, cocaine delivery, Instagram, Jerry W | 11 Replies

I’ve seen Jeff Bezos.

Posted on July 4, 2013 by howie999July 4, 2013
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WILL the THRILL says: Beware wives who check your search history. “Boo-hoo, Will, why were you looking at topless giant river women?” Uh, hon, “Amazon” is something else entirely. … Continue reading →

Posted in Life | Tagged Amazon, topless giant river women, Will the Thrill | 14 Replies

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