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Posted on September 28, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says:

Good to know I’m not responsible for rubbing those girl’s butts in 1963. I was a virgin.

Posted in Life | Tagged Bill Williams, me too, rubbing butts, virgin | 26 Replies

Posted on September 26, 2018 by howie999September 26, 2018
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WILL DURST says:

Can’t believe we’re arguing over the credibility of a Supreme Court Justice when the guy who appointed him has the credibility of a bipolar hyena.

Posted in News | Tagged Brett Kavanaugh, Donald Trump, supreme court justice, Will Durst | 7 Replies

Posted on September 14, 2018 by howie999September 9, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says:

I’ve been compared to some of the all-time great humorists. Not favorably, of course.

Posted in Life | Tagged compare, compared, comparison, favorably, humorists, Terry Etter | 58 Replies

Posted on September 12, 2018 by howie999September 9, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says:

I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection!

Posted in Life | Tagged blind spot detection, blonde-spot detection, car, new, Will the Thrill | 11 Replies

Posted on September 10, 2018 by howie999September 8, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says:

Florida man got caught with almost 200 lobsters in his trunk. Now HE’S in hot water.

Posted in News | Tagged Florida, Gary Bachman, hot water, lobsters, trunk | 6 Replies

Posted on September 7, 2018 by howie999September 8, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says:

Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute

Posted in Celebrities | Tagged Bill Williams, Burt Reynolds, RIP, toupee | 2 Replies

Posted on September 5, 2018 by howie999September 3, 2018
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WILL DURST says:

Not only was Trump unable to pick the best people, he couldn’t even pick the best crooks.

Posted in Life, Politics | Tagged best people, crook, Donald Trump, Will Durst | 17 Replies

Posted on September 3, 2018 by howie999September 3, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says:

Madonna should have been allowed to give a eulogy at John McCain’s funeral so she could finally pay tribute to Aretha Franklin.

Posted in Celebrities, Life | Tagged Aretha Franklin, eulogy, John McCain, Madonna, Terry Etter | 10 Replies

Posted on August 31, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says:

Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.”

Posted in News | Tagged Aerosmith, Donald Trump, Dream on, Gary Bachman, rallies, rally, stop using music, stop using songs | 4 Replies

Posted on August 29, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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WILL the THRILL says:

Overheard at the Red Cross: “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.”

Posted in Life | Tagged 1005, give blood, Red Cross, Will the Thrill | 2 Replies

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