TERRY ETTER says:
When Trump toured North Carolina he saw a large boat that Hurricane Florence washed up into somebody’s back yard. He told the homeowner, “At least you got a nice boat out of it.” He was just quoting the Bible. Didn’t God say the same thing to Noah?
WILL the THRILL says:
Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.”
GARY BACHMAN says:
YouTube video shows a raccoon stealing cat food. Unfortunately, raccoon could not be identified as he was wearing a mask.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Good to know I’m not responsible for rubbing those girl’s butts in 1963. I was a virgin.
WILL DURST says:
Can’t believe we’re arguing over the credibility of a Supreme Court Justice when the guy who appointed him has the credibility of a bipolar hyena.
TERRY ETTER says:
I’ve been compared to some of the all-time great humorists. Not favorably, of course.
WILL the THRILL says:
I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection!
GARY BACHMAN says:
Florida man got caught with almost 200 lobsters in his trunk. Now HE’S in hot water.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute
WILL DURST says:
Not only was Trump unable to pick the best people, he couldn’t even pick the best crooks.