BILL WILLIAMS says:
Good to know I’m not responsible for rubbing those girl’s butts in 1963. I was a virgin.
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WILL DURST says:
Can’t believe we’re arguing over the credibility of a Supreme Court Justice when the guy who appointed him has the credibility of a bipolar hyena.
TERRY ETTER says:
I’ve been compared to some of the all-time great humorists. Not favorably, of course.
WILL the THRILL says:
I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection!
GARY BACHMAN says:
Florida man got caught with almost 200 lobsters in his trunk. Now HE’S in hot water.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
Burt Reynolds has died at the age of 82. Taylor Topper has vowed to give the iconic Hollywood star a 21 toupee salute
WILL DURST says:
Not only was Trump unable to pick the best people, he couldn’t even pick the best crooks.
TERRY ETTER says:
Madonna should have been allowed to give a eulogy at John McCain’s funeral so she could finally pay tribute to Aretha Franklin.
GARY BACHMAN says:
Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.”
WILL the THRILL says:
Overheard at the Red Cross: “Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood.”