WILL DURST says:
Dennis Hof, owner of the Mustang Ranch, won his race for the Nevada legislature even though he was dead. He wasn’t even newly dead. The guy had been dead for a month. Voters had plenty of time to weigh the options. “Unnnnh, I don’t know: dead pimp. How much harm can he do?”
TERRY ETTER says:
Trump doesn’t really cheat at golf. He just plays the ball where he lies. And he lies everywhere.
WILL the THRILL says:
My wife loves Thanksgiving. If she dies before I do, I’m thinking of getting her stuffed.
BILL WILLIAMS says:
I wonder if thoughts and prayers would be enough had a crazed vegan opened fire at an NRA meeting.