Sock it to me!

GARY BACHMAN says:

Payless Shoes is filing for bankruptcy. I thought they were a sole proprietorship. Maybe they can make arrangements with their creditors to pay less.

Ding dong! That’s the doorbell.

TERRY ETTER says:

There’s an app that lets you buy access to more than 200 magazines. The app does this only because it’s working its way through college.

McCain – Lucas or John?

JANICE HOUGH says:

Trump has declared April 9, “National Prisoner of War Day.” Not that he likes any of those honorees, because they were, you know, captured.

This is actually a good idea.

JERRY W says:

I want to help strippers who are unemployed because of free on line porn get back to work, and working with my company they will drive passengers around much like Uber does except they will be topless. The stick on window logo will be an uppercase “B” tilted 90 degrees to the left, and I’ll call this company “Boober”.