BILL WILLIAMS says:

Rush Limbaugh claims Hurricane Irma was a left-wing conspiracy, but he evacuated Florida anyway. Seems like the far-right policy, a chicken in every garage, is true.

JANICE HOUGH says:

Remembering those bumper stickers “God is coming and boy is she pissed.” Not sure about God but Mother Nature sure seems unhappy.

TERRY ETTER says:

First, Trump declared Texas to be a disaster area. Then he declared Louisiana to be a disaster area. Next up, the White House staff?

WILL DURST says:

So far, Trump’s major accomplishment as president has been to change his foundation color from Tequila Sunrise to Autumn Squash.