JANICE HOUGH says:

A woman was only slightly injured in Florida after she tried to preheat an oven where her friend had stored a magazine from his Glock. And then the heated magazine exploded. Forget background checks for gun owners, maybe we need to start with IQ tests.

WILL the THRILL says:

Getting a 20-something trophy wife is on my bucket list. Problem is, all that extra exertion would probably make me kick the bucket!

BILL WILLIAMS says:

Ex-President George W. Bush attended his nephew’s wedding in Colorado and was seen cutting quite a rug on the dance floor alongside the happy couple. But just like his presidency, when they played Fly Like An Eagle he was doing the Chicken Dance.

GARY BACHMAN says:

A study from Harvard suggests a second ‘Big Bang’ may be what ends the universe. Especially if Chris Christie eats one too many tacos.