TERRY ETTER says:

Apparently the conditions at the prison where Paul Manafort is staying these days aren’t the best. There’s crud everywhere. Cockroaches have the run of the place. And it has an overwhelming stench. It’s just like working for Trump.

MEATBLANKETT says:

Melania was spotted two days ago at a White House press briefing, alongside her husband, after being absent from the public for more than three weeks. Apparently, she’s been with President Trump the whole time. So, it’s all much more horrific than we first thought!!!

WILL DURST says:

Donald Trump now claims to have special powers as president making him incapable of committing a crime. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider at Camp David.