Always Funny

Not much more to say here.

howie999 — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:25 +0000

A 34-year-old Ohio man set a Guinness World Record fist pumping for 17 hours straight. He wouldn’t disclose his training regime but this reporter found out it involves a monkey and lots of spanking. – Bill Williams

Maybe he’ll ask for Clemensy.

howie999 — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:00:09 +0000

Two jurors have been dismissed during the Roger Clemens trial for falling asleep. You’d think Brian McNamee would inject these guys with some Red Bull. – TC in BC

That works.

howie999 — Wed, 16 May 2012 07:00:17 +0000

Mitt Romney spoke at Liberty University where they dispute evolution. Sounds like one of their dictums is the liberty to be ignorant. – Will Durst

Why are those birds so angry?

howie999 — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:00:07 +0000

“Angry Birds” has now been downloaded a billion times. Which means a lot more people have used their phones to play the game than actually to call and talk to someone. – Janice Hough