Always Funny

Pink Floyd said, “We don’t need no education.”

howie999 — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 08:00:44 +0000

Rick Santorum, who has said he wants the Federal and State governments out of the education business, stated “For the first 150 years, most presidents home-schooled their children at the White House.” Right, and for the first 150 years, presidents rode to work on a horse. – Janice Hough

Dave’s not here, man.

howie999 — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 08:00:56 +0000

Two Air Force F-16 fighter jets forced down a small plane that was in the path of Obama’s flight from Orange County to Los Angeles on Thursday, then found it was packed full of Marijuana. Federal officials released the pilot after he said he thought Air Force One was taking Bill Clinton to California to score some weed and just wanted to help him. – Jerry W

These are TC’s, don’t blame the website. :^)

howie999 — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 08:00:42 +0000

After the Knicks lost recently, ESPN posted a “Chink in the Armour” headline on their webpage. In addition, one of their announcers used the same line on air. Here are some “softer” suggestions: Chinese Delivery Ends, D’Bros Hand it to Hop Sing, Lin shows up with No Tickee tonight, Pick & Egg Loll Squashed, Fortune Cookie Crumbles. About ESPN announcer making comment along with the web posting. Confucius say “Two Wongs don’t make a Right”. Lin is just taking all this with a grain of rice. He says the people at ESPN can’t “Wok and Chu Gum” at the same time. – TC in BC

That would be Lincredible. Linconceivable. Lintastic. (fill in your own Lin here)

howie999 — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 08:00:31 +0000

Support for Newt Gingrich keeps dwindling with some Republicans even calling for him to get out of the race. Gingrich’s only hope at this point is an endorsement from Jeremy Lin. – Gary Bachman