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Posted on August 31, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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GARY BACHMAN says: Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.” … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Aerosmith, Donald Trump, Dream on, Gary Bachman, rallies, rally, stop using music, stop using songs | 4 Replies

Posted on August 27, 2018 by howie999August 27, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged Bill Williams, called off, orange hair dye, parade, Trump, Washington | 4 Replies

Posted on August 24, 2018 by howie999August 21, 2018
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WILL DURST says: The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged critic, Donald Trump, John Brennan, news cycle, President Trump, revoke, security clearance, Trump, Will Durst | 5 Replies

Posted on August 6, 2018 by howie999August 6, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says: Flooding caused Hershey Park to be closed for several days. To keep this from happening in the future, Hershey should buy Lifesavers. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged flood, Hershey, Life Savers, Lifesavers, Terry Etter | 4 Replies

Posted on July 6, 2018 by howie999July 11, 2018
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BILL WILLIAMS says: White House claims Harley Davidson’s move to an overseas factory in Thailand is un-American. Don’t know why he’s so upset. After all, his whole political platform is named after a Thai city. Phuket. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Bill Williams, Harley Davidson, Phuket, Thailand, Trump | 47 Replies

Posted on July 2, 2018 by howie999July 2, 2018
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WILL DURST says: Did you know that the official name of North Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea? Tyrannical rule disguised as a democracy. Why does that sound so familiar? … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged Kim Jong Un, North Korea, Will Durst | 17 Replies

Posted on June 8, 2018 by howie999June 13, 2018
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MEATBLANKETT says: Melania was spotted two days ago at a White House press briefing, alongside her husband, after being absent from the public for more than three weeks. Apparently, she’s been with President Trump the whole time. So, it’s all … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged @meatblankett, abswent from public, invisible, meat blanket, Melania, President Trump, three weeks | 25 Replies

Posted on June 6, 2018 by howie999June 6, 2018
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WILL DURST says: Donald Trump now claims to have special powers as president making him incapable of committing a crime. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider at Camp David. … Continue reading →

Posted in News, Politics | Tagged committing a crime, crime, Donald Trump, incapable, radioactive, spider, Will Durst | 3 Replies

Posted on May 25, 2018 by howie999May 20, 2018
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JANICE HOUGH says: Do we really expect that either AT&T OR Novartis would say “Yeah, that money we paid Michael Cohen was a really good investment and worth every penny?” … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged AT&T, Donald Trump, Janice Hough, Michael Cohen, Novartis | 4 Replies

Posted on May 21, 2018 by howie999May 20, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says: It’s time to do away with the U.S. Postal Service. They can’t get simple things right. Like delivering my invitation to the Royal Wedding. … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged postal service, royal wedding, Terry Etter, USPS | 4 Replies

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