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GARY BACHMAN says: Steven Tyler wants Donald Trump to stop playing Aerosmith at rallies. Trump responds by telling Tyler to “dream on.” … Continue reading
Category Archives: News
BILL WILLIAMS says: Big military parade called off in Washington. Apparently they didn’t have enough orange hair dye for all the marchers. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: The Washington Post reports that President Trump has plans to revoke the security clearance of various critics to distract the media during unfavorable news cycles. So, in the next year, we can expect 365 security clearances to … Continue reading
TERRY ETTER says: Flooding caused Hershey Park to be closed for several days. To keep this from happening in the future, Hershey should buy Lifesavers. … Continue reading
BILL WILLIAMS says: White House claims Harley Davidson’s move to an overseas factory in Thailand is un-American. Don’t know why he’s so upset. After all, his whole political platform is named after a Thai city. Phuket. … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Did you know that the official name of North Korea is the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea? Tyrannical rule disguised as a democracy. Why does that sound so familiar? … Continue reading
MEATBLANKETT says: Melania was spotted two days ago at a White House press briefing, alongside her husband, after being absent from the public for more than three weeks. Apparently, she’s been with President Trump the whole time. So, it’s all … Continue reading
WILL DURST says: Donald Trump now claims to have special powers as president making him incapable of committing a crime. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider at Camp David. … Continue reading
JANICE HOUGH says: Do we really expect that either AT&T OR Novartis would say “Yeah, that money we paid Michael Cohen was a really good investment and worth every penny?” … Continue reading
TERRY ETTER says: It’s time to do away with the U.S. Postal Service. They can’t get simple things right. Like delivering my invitation to the Royal Wedding. … Continue reading