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Posted on August 22, 2018 by howie999August 21, 2018
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TERRY ETTER says: There’s a new TV series called “Manifest.” It’s about a plane loaded with people that disappeared in 2013 but lands with everybody on board in 2018. When the passengers hear that Trump’s in the White House, they … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged Bermuda Triangle, Manifest, Terry Etter, Trump is president | 13 Replies

Posted on June 9, 2017 by howie999June 6, 2017
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WILL the THRILL says: Anyone remember Octo-Mom? She was the original Wonder Wombman. … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrities, Movies | Tagged Octo-Mom, Octomom, Will the Thrill, Wonder Woman, Wonder Womban | 8 Replies

I thought it was the Optometrist’s Story.

Posted on February 26, 2017 by howie999February 18, 2017
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JERRY W says: If you’re going to see the movie “50 Shades Darker” because you’re a real Wesley Snipes fan, let me save you some money… … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged 50 shades darker, 50 shades of gray, 50 shades of grey, Fifty shades darker, Jerry W, Wesley Snipes | 17 Replies

Oldie but a goodie. (posted 2-16-2013)

Posted on January 23, 2017 by howie999January 17, 2017
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JERRY W says: The next time we hear Harrison Ford say, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this”, it might be followed by “…but then again, it might just be my arthritis kicking in again”. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged Han Solo, Harrison Ford, Jerry W, Star Wars | 14 Replies

Scratch that.

Posted on December 17, 2016 by howie999December 15, 2016
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GARY BACHMAN says: Megan Fox reportedly wants to play Poison Ivy in the Gotham City Sirens movie. She’s just itching to play the part. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged Gary Bachman, itch, Megan Fox, poison ivy, scratch | 22 Replies

Adrian!

Posted on March 9, 2016 by howie999March 6, 2016
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GARY BACHMAN says: Sylvester Stallone reportedly cast in ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2.’ He got a part although his performance was a little rocky. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged Gary Bachman, Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocky, Sylvester Stallone | 6 Replies

Who ya gonna call?

Posted on December 23, 2015 by howie999December 21, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: ‘Ghostbusters’ sequel will feature four actresses. There were thoughts of using members of the original cast and calling it ‘Hipbusters.’ … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged female cast, Gary Bachman, Ghostbusters, Hipbusters | 11 Replies

And in a Garden!

Posted on March 4, 2015 by howie999February 19, 2015
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JANICE HOUGH says: Reviews of “50 Shades of Grey” aren’t great. But in New York, anyone wanting to see some real torture can always buy Knicks tickets. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies, Sports | Tagged 50 shades of grey, Fifty shades of gray, garden, Janice Hough, Knicks, Madison Square Garden, NBA | 10 Replies

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Posted on February 20, 2015 by howie999February 15, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: There are reports of injuries from people trying to imitate scenes from “Fifty Shades of Grey.” Doctors are seeing fifty shades of black and blue. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged 50 shades of grey, black and blue, Fifty shades of gray, fifty shades of grey, Gary Bachman | 15 Replies

Selma? Isn’t that Scooby Doo’s helper?

Posted on January 24, 2015 by howie999January 17, 2015
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GARY BACHMAN says: No non-whites were nominated for acting Oscars. People who tune in will think they’re watching the Country Music Awards. … Continue reading →

Posted in Movies | Tagged Academy Awards, Gary Bachman, Oscars, Selma, white people | 22 Replies

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