WILL the THRILL says: I drive a 20-year old Mercedes, so…I want a new car with modern features. Like Blonde-Spot Detection! … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Madonna should have been allowed to give a eulogy at John McCain’s funeral so she could finally pay tribute to Aretha Franklin. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN (yay! he’s back!) says: My ex got a tattoo that reflects her love of 70’s rock music. She has a Supertramp stamp. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Overheard at the Chicken Ranch: “Why did the chicken attend a seance?” “He wanted to cross over to the other side.” … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Research says women are more likely to survive a heart attack if their emergency room doctor is a woman. Especially if they’re wearing a really cute outfit. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: I saw the first Christmas ad of 2018. It was for the Hallmark Channel’s series of Christmas specials, scheduled to start October 26. I don’t know what’s scarier: thinking about Christmas in August or the fact that … Continue reading

DONNA TRAMP says: A report endorsed by 2,500 scientists from around the world claims a wall between the United States and Mexico would harm vulnerable ecosystems for plants and animals. *HOGWASH! The weeds and rats would be taught a valuable … Continue reading