WILL the THRILL says: I drive a small Mercedes sports car. The trunk is so small I can scarcely fit in 2 cases of girl scout cookies, much less the actual girl scouts. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Scientists at the University of Limerick have found a way to convert tears into electricity. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his tears in a Tesla. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: BYU allowing caffeinated drinks on campus for the first time in decades. Friday night’s frat party will feature a rousing game of root beer pong. … Continue reading