BILL WILLIAMS says: Sunday was Mother’s Day. President Trump’s mom used to say what most moms say to their kids. “You never call,” but with a twist. “Thanks.” … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: Getting a 20-something trophy wife is on my bucket list. Problem is, all that extra exertion would probably make me kick the bucket! … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: A study from Harvard suggests a second ‘Big Bang’ may be what ends the universe. Especially if Chris Christie eats one too many tacos. … Continue reading