WILL DURST says: George W. Bush was a Wheel of Fortune president in a Jeopardy world. But Donald Trump looks more like a Chutes & Ladders guy. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: My cable provider offers a channel called “Dog TV” aimed at entertaining pets. It turns out this is my wife’s favorite new show. No big surprise here. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: I drive a small Mercedes sports car. The trunk is so small I can scarcely fit in 2 cases of girl scout cookies, much less the actual girl scouts. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy … Continue reading