Amazon to the Rescue!

TERRY ETTER says: I have a better way to keep out undesirables. Don’t build a wall…build a mall. NOBODY goes to a mall anymore. … Continue reading

And they need ’em.

BILL WILLIAMS says: The longest commercial flight in the world, New Zealand to Qatar takes 17 hours and 30 minutes. The flight is so long in, pilots have time to attend two AA meetings. … Continue reading

At last, a Scott McKenzie reference.

BILL WILLIAMS says: Anti-Trump protesters are everywhere except weirdly enough, Haight-Ashbury. They couldn’t get any one willing to put some flowers in that guy’s hair. … Continue reading

International Date Line?

GARY BACHMAN says: The owner of a missing finger part found in a Sydney, Australia toilet block has come forward. It belonged to a young man who told police he lost the finger on Dec 24 then corrected date to … Continue reading