GARY BACHMAN says: Hillary Clinton in talks for professor role at Columbia. Her next book will outline the reasons she didn’t get tenure. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: OJ Simpson released today. OJ says he wants to live in Florida. Look for a slow moving Bronco with left turn signal on. … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Donald Trump handed out paper towels to a crowd during a visit to Puerto Rico. I hope hurricane victims appreciate the government’s bounty. … Continue reading

TERRY ETTER says: Monty Hall has died. If contestants on “Let’s Make a Deal” are smart, they won’t take what’s in the box. … Continue reading