GARY BACHMAN says: OJ Simpson released today. OJ says he wants to live in Florida. Look for a slow moving Bronco with left turn signal on. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: The NRA says automatic weapons can be used as legitimate hunting rifles. OK. I can buy that argument. I mean, you can also use a chain saw to cut butter. Just going to get a little messy … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: Scientists at the University of Limerick have found a way to convert tears into electricity. There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his tears in a Tesla. His daughter, named Nan, Ran away with … Continue reading

GARY BACHMAN says: Donald Trump handed out paper towels to a crowd during a visit to Puerto Rico. I hope hurricane victims appreciate the government’s bounty. … Continue reading