GARY BACHMAN says: Hillary Clinton in talks for professor role at Columbia. Her next book will outline the reasons she didn’t get tenure. … Continue reading

WILL DURST says: George W. Bush was a Wheel of Fortune president in a Jeopardy world. But Donald Trump looks more like a Chutes & Ladders guy. … Continue reading

WILL the THRILL says: My cable provider offers a channel called “Dog TV” aimed at entertaining pets. It turns out this is my wife’s favorite new show. No big surprise here. … Continue reading

BILL WILLIAMS says: A 92-year-old Iowa man who won a $390,000 lottery jackpot said his windfall was predicted by a fortune cookie. The fortune cookie told him he would meet many tall, green and wrinkled strangers. … Continue reading