My wife loves Thanksgiving. If she dies before I do, I’m thinking of getting her stuffed.
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It’s Thanksgiving Eve Eve. and there is much to be thankful: For Turner Classic Movies’ obsession with early Barbara Stanwyck movies.
For a wife who understands that any decision made before the consumption of a third cup of coffee is not binding by custom or law.
For perfectly turned, 6- 4- 3 double plays on bright summer afternoons with a Sheboygan brat in one hand and a cold Anchor Steam in the other.
For Thomas Jefferson who presciently predicted that America gets the leaders it deserves.
For Shake Shack now having 194 locations.
Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.”
It’s Thanksgiving Eve Eve. and there is much to be thankful: For Turner Classic Movies’ obsession with early Barbara Stanwyck movies.
For a wife who understands that any decision made before the consumption of a third cup of coffee is not binding by custom or law.
For perfectly turned, 6- 4- 3 double plays on bright summer afternoons with a Sheboygan brat in one hand and a cold Anchor Steam in the other.
For Thomas Jefferson who presciently predicted that America gets the leaders it deserves.
For Shake Shack now having 194 locations.
*I love it when my wife shakes the shack!
Donald Trump pardoned a turkey today. Please insert your joke about self pardoning here.
Trump says that to prevent wildfires people should go out and rake up all the leaves in the forest. So instead of “Drain the Swamp” it’s now “Rake the Leaves.”
I once did comedy at a Nudist Colony. Imagining the audience naked didn’t help me at all…