WILL the THRILL says:

Women like shoes, right? So, when my girlfriend said I reminded her of a comfortable shoe I thought it was a cool thing. “Nope,” she corrected me. “Get out of my life, you loafer.”



  1. A 17-year-old Michigan girl who wanted to be homecoming queen bribed fellow students with marijuana brownies. Kinda’ backfired though. Everybody wrote in RuPaul.

  2. 72-year-old Sylvester Stallone has started production on the final installment of the Rambo series. It will be called Rambo V: Tired Blood.

  3. Funeral director found guilty of 16 counts of abuse of corpse for taking pictures of bodies and showing them to friends on her cellphone. Gee, I hope I don’t get in trouble for sharing on social media my pic of Keith Richards.

  4. Forget that “pulling yourself up using your own boot straps” stuff. Gold Diggers pull themselves up by their own bra straps.

  5. It’s good to have ambitious goals. The high-school girl next door says she wants to be a topless dancer, “or bust.”

  6. I just returned from a business trip, and to celebrate, my wife baked a loaf of bread. Problem was, it smelled of Italian Herb.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *