1. US Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley said the UN laughed at Trump because they love how honest he is. She went on to praise the president for peeing his pants in public as a heroic rejection of outdated societal norms.

  2. That large “whoosh” you just heard was the collective sigh by females everywhere who realized it’s officially Fall, and thus Sweatpants Season!

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