1. Colin Kaepernick has appeared in a Nike commercial, and it’s very controversial. In it he stands at attention while his check is signed.

  2. A Detroit Board of Education trustee is demanding that female marching band members wear bras and threatening to change the school’s dress code. Reportedly, the girls are getting no support.

  3. Donald Trump Jr “fixed” the recent Nike “Just Do It” ad campaign featuring Colin Kaepernick by swapping in the face of Donald Trump. The new ad slogan will be “Just Do Her.”

  4. Naked Florida man starts house fire while baking cookies on George Foreman grill. He’s lucky he didn’t burn his snickerdoodle.

  5. Everything is hypothetical to Brett Kavanaugh. And he can’t answer hypothetical questions. Unfortunately, his confirmation to a lifetime position on the highest court of the land is not hypothetical. It is regrettable.

  6. I think I know the identity of the unnamed senior WH official who lambasted Donald Trump in the NY Times. It’s Mike Pence–aka “Veep Throat.”

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